Dollar ReDe$ign Project: A Presidential Letter ? : Blah Blah Blah

Needless to say we were ecstatic to receive a letter from the White House this last week, which even came with a hand written envelope. 'Yes!' we thought, ‘his Royal BO-ness’ is writing to say ‘yes we should redesign the Dollar bill and please give me a call right away!’ Or so we thought. However, Barack seemed to have gotten the wrong end of the stick. Yes he appreciated our 'thoughts' but apparently he had bigger fish to fry right now, citing healthcare (yawn) and homeland security (yaaawn) as more pressing issues. He also mentioned something about moving too quickly but that swift deliberate action was needed. Huh? Anyway, it would have been nice if he had at least acknowledge our cause by name. But alas it seems our letter was not one of the ten that he allegedly reads every week. Clearly, our efforts to resolve this nations economic woes were completely overlooked in favor of what looked like a form letter. In fact the President’s only suggestion was to visit his website, apparently it’s 'updated regularly and is more interactive than ever before.' Wow, gee-whiz! But please, Mr President, you have to realize it’s painfully obvious to everyone concerned that the Dollar ReDe$ign Project is your one opportunity to turn this nation around, and put that urgency you talk of into real action, not just words. Thank you! PS: Can we interest you in one of our t-shirts? Now there’s an idea ... (RS)